Have you ever looked a gift-horse in the mouth?

Who in the name of all things holy gave you a bunch of horses teeth for Xmas anyway? Wouln't it have been more useful if they would have REMOVED them first?





some people eh? ttssssk!

Have you ever looked a gift-horse in the mouth?
I check to see if my horses need attention from the dentist regularly, no really!!!, so I do indeed look them both in the mouth, and have to put my hand in there too in order to feel how sharp their teeth are (the equine dentist rasps them down if they get too sharp so their teeth interfere with the bit). Sadly, I bought both of them myself, nobody ever bought me such an expensive gift!


The only gift horse I ever looked in the mouth was a My Little Pony who, I was shocked to find, has no teeth. I cried for days, wondering how it was going to eat the carrots I tried to feed it, thinking it would starve!...
Reply:Yes and I got donkey punched
Reply:Oh no, never! I've never gotten horse's teeth for Christmas, am I missing out?





Some people indeed.....
Reply:Yes, I agree.
Reply:What about all the Horse manure.
Reply:no noe likes me! i do not get gifts!
Reply:same way about my sack of coal I got, would been better to least put a ribbon around it
Reply:~~~~~~~ No,but I did let the foxes guard the henhouse.~~~~~
Reply:No I am always grateful for any gift that anyone chooses for me,I never ever return or regift That's classless to me.
Reply:I once met a caution horse. Well, not really met; I was behind a carriage that had the sign "Caution Horses" written on it.





AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. SOMETIMES I MAKE MYSELF LAUGH SO HARD I ACCIDENTALLY SHOOT PIGMYS. AAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Ahem...
Reply:Yes I have. When I was feeding him. He bit my hand. His teeth are better ATTACHED because otherwise I would have to do all the chewing myself. That's what I got horses teeth for.