When you looked at your gift horse's mouth, did it have all it's teeth?

I checked my gift horse to make sure it hadn't swallowed a Trojan. You can never have enough protection. My friends ribbed me for doing this. I had to lubricate its throat to get it too open wide. Why anyone would let a gift horse in the house is Greek to me. I was happy to get the animal. Wooden a horse be great to have? I was going to check the other end of the horse until someone told me that it was fast enough to pass the wind.

When you looked at your gift horse's mouth, did it have all it's teeth?
Sure did.
Reply:No
Reply:Couldn't tell you. He wouldn't open his mouth. Some gift!
Reply:I've never gotten a horse as a gift, even when I really wanted one as a kid. But hopefully it would have all its teeth.
Reply:His breath was so putrid I couldn't look.
Reply:nope, and thats straight from a horse mouth.
Reply:I don't know, it bit my nose and I didn't get a good chance to look.
Reply:It did and it bit me. Which is how I learned that you should never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Reply:Nope, I punched some out.
Reply:I dont look a gift horse in the mouth.Who cares how old it is.Better then no horse at all
Reply:See.........the thing is........I followed the rule...so I don't know how many teeth it has!


I do know that it takes him a long time to chew up a mouth full of oats!
Reply:uh ohh, I was supposed to look in the mouth??








Hey somebody turn that horse around.......