There was a dwarf with a speech impediment who wanted to buy a horse, The owner asks him, 'do you want a male
horse or a female horse?'
'A female horth', the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare.
'Nith horth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyth?'
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
'Nith eyth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?'
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
'Nith teeth, can I see her eerth?' the dwarf says. By now the owner is
getting a little fed up but again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him
the horses ears.
'Nith eerth' he says 'now, can I see her twot?'
With this the owner picks up the dwarf and shoves his head deep inside the
horse's vagina, he holds him there for a second before pulling him out and
putting him down.The dwarf shakes his head and says, 'maybe I should wefwaze that. Can I see
her wun awound!
The Dwarf, The Horse %26amp; The Speech Impediment, funny but rude (be warned)?
hehehehe
That wath thunny ath thuck!!
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Beauty
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