I met this awesome guy...?

He is really great but the only problem is that when he smiles he looks like a horse. But I have Dentric Hippophobia - fear of horse teeth. When my bf smiles I get all panicky, can't breathe, almost black out... Is there a tactful way to tell him to stop smiling?

I met this awesome guy...?
i've found brown paper bags to be much more useful in such situations.
Reply:GIRL THERE IS NO EASY WAY TO SAY THIS BUT YO9U NEED TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OR GET RID OF HIM JUST FOLLOW YOUR HEART
Reply:Just don't do anything that would make him happy.
Reply:if you knocked out every second tooth of his, he'd be striped like a zebra. would that help?
Reply:Uh, this seems liek something that should be on Montel williams or somthing hahahaha
Reply:Just buy him an executioner's mask and tell him you think he looks hot in it.. that way you don't have to see his teeth.
Reply:Girl, com'on be real... How can you ask a person to stop smiling? You just can't do that. Is like asking someone to stop breathing... and if you really get that feeling when you see him smile then he is not the guy for you. When you really love %26amp; like someone it's gotta be 100%... u can't like him 95% or 50%... if something of his physical features bothers you to the point of wanting to faint.... something is definately wrong... I guess you can talk to him about different options to correct his denture... "cosmetic dentistry" (braces, veneer..whatever is needed) and hang in there while in process of correcting this lil problem... but don't try to make him stop smiling or you might hurt his feelings...
Reply:Just tell him you have some kind of affliction that affects your immune system so that he has to wear one of those surgical mask things, or whatever they're called. The only problem is that you will have to wear one too so your story looks true. Good luck!
Reply:Just feed him plenty of my Milkshakes and Pies- then hide his tooth brush. He'll go from horsemouth to jack-o-lantern in no time!
Reply:Just treat him like Cr@p and he'll stop smiling all onhis own... Guys love it when we do that!
Reply:Have a couple of friends beat the b'jesus out of him, focusing on his face, and that way he gets all new teeth. I've found that a 2X4 works best for teeth removal.
Reply:Tell him you don't do *certain things* in the bedroom......





Trust me, he'll never smile again.
Reply:Make a pig snort sound everytime you laugh - then when he gets disgusted with that and finally says something - cut him a deal ;)