A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm, 'I'd like to buy a horth'
he
Says to the owner of the farm.
'What sort of horse?' said the owner.
'A female horth' the dwarf replies.
So the owner shows him a mare.
'Nithe horth.' says the dwarf, 'Can I thee her eyeth?'
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
'Nithe eyeth.', says the dwarf, 'Can I thee her teeth?'
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
'Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?' the dwarf says.
The owner is getting fed up but again picks up the dwarf to show him
the
horses ears.
'Nithe eerth.' He says,
'Now...can I see her twot?'
With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and
shoves his head deep inside the horses v*gina. He holds him there for
a
couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says:
'Perhaps I should weefwaze that. Can I see her wun awound?'
Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:2
Screw ur political correctness?
lol lol ha ha ha, love it!
Reply:lol vewy good
Reply:Bwah ha ha ha..inhale....BWAAAH HA HA HA....
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hoooo....that was good!
Reply:Laughing my arthe off.
Reply:wun der fule joke.lol
Reply:Made my day!!! STAR FOR YOU. Pity I can only give one.
Reply:You weely need a slap on the wist don't you?
Made me laugh though %26amp; that's what it's all about.
Any more?
Reply:Yeah great one ha ha ha
Reply:love it!
Reply:Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
Reply:Nice one.
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:PHA HA HA HA!!!!! LOL!!! XD
Reply:Quite a funny joke, nice one.
Reply:HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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