Friday, May 21, 2010

Screw ur political correctness?

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm, 'I'd like to buy a horth'


he


Says to the owner of the farm.


'What sort of horse?' said the owner.


'A female horth' the dwarf replies.


So the owner shows him a mare.


'Nithe horth.' says the dwarf, 'Can I thee her eyeth?'


So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.


'Nithe eyeth.', says the dwarf, 'Can I thee her teeth?'


Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.


'Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?' the dwarf says.


The owner is getting fed up but again picks up the dwarf to show him


the


horses ears.


'Nithe eerth.' He says,


'Now...can I see her twot?'


With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and


shoves his head deep inside the horses v*gina. He holds him there for


a


couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.


The dwarf shakes his head and says:


'Perhaps I should weefwaze that. Can I see her wun awound?'





Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:2

Screw ur political correctness?
lol lol ha ha ha, love it!
Reply:lol vewy good
Reply:Bwah ha ha ha..inhale....BWAAAH HA HA HA....





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hoooo....that was good!
Reply:Laughing my arthe off.
Reply:wun der fule joke.lol
Reply:Made my day!!! STAR FOR YOU. Pity I can only give one.
Reply:You weely need a slap on the wist don't you?


Made me laugh though %26amp; that's what it's all about.


Any more?
Reply:Yeah great one ha ha ha
Reply:love it!
Reply:Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
Reply:Nice one.
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:PHA HA HA HA!!!!! LOL!!! XD
Reply:Quite a funny joke, nice one.
Reply:HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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