I'm dying to now if I am the only one who thinks this is funny?

This guy owns a horse stud farm. One day a friend phones him and says, 'There's this dwarf with a speech impediment I know who wants to buy a horse, so I've sent him round to see you.'


Sure enough the dwarf turns up. The owner asks him, 'Do you want a male horse or a female horse?'


'A female horth', the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare.


'Nith horth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyth?'


So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes. 'Nith eyth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?'


Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth. 'Nith teeth, can I see her eerth?' the dwarf says.


By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears. 'Nith eerth' he says 'now, can I see her twot?'


With this the owner picks up the dwarf and shoves his faces into the horse's vagina, he holds him there for a second before putting him down.


The dwarf shakes his head and says, 'Maybe I should wefwaze that. Can I see her wun awound!'





twot= trot (not twat)

I'm dying to now if I am the only one who thinks this is funny?
i thought that was hilarious.
Reply:hahaaa.. that was good.... its funny to me..
Reply:yeah. that is funny.

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