Is this the best joke ever?

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm, 'I'd like to buy a horth’ he


says to the owner of the farm.


'What sort of horse?' said the owner.


'A female horth' the dwarf replies.


So the owner shows him a mare.


'Nithe horth.' says the dwarf, 'Can I thee her eyeth?'


So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.


'Nithe eyeth.', says the dwarf, 'Can I thee her teeth?'


Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.


'Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?' the dwarf says.


The owner is getting fed up but again picks up the dwarf to show him the


horses ears.


'Nithe eerth.' He says, 'Now...can I see her twot?'


With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and


shoves his head


deep inside the horse's v*gina. He holds him there for a couple of


seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.


The dwarf shakes his head and says:


'Perhaps I should weefwaze that. Can I see her wun awound?'

Is this the best joke ever?
Have you heard the thaying? 'Never look a gift arthe in the mouth? Or ith it horth? I enjoyed it though!
Reply:No


Most of us saw it coming.
Reply:dirty
Reply:lmao... poor dwarf!
Reply:funny but you could sort of tell he was gonna mispronounce something and that would result in a catostrapic event
Reply:Nope not the best. I saw the end coming.
Reply:too predictable
Reply:not the best joke ever but a good 1 all the same
Reply:All these people saying they saw the end coming, so did the dwarf when the farmer picked him up.
Reply:That`s funny lol,,,,,
Reply:I thought it was really funny